I was born a unicorn.: Archive

grrr

new pokemon and 3DS come out while im in germany. Hopefully i can get a special europe only color, and hopefully ill be able to find a copy of pokemon in english >.<

Dec 30th

The Murthering Stake →

stokewithoutsound: The Murthering Stake by Calamus Root Magician is a 20-minute Joanna hip-hop tribute remix EP. Don’t be put off by the absurdity of the description. Unlike the many Joanna covers and remixes we’ve heard this year this is perhaps the one truly inspired output worthy of your time. Set your doubts aside and download. The Murthering Stak, we chopped up the work of Joanna Newsom...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

i also got:

A case for my DSi XL The Legendary Starfy Pokemon SoulSilver Borderlands a wifi router thingy for my xbox 260 The Misfits Collection I Dominion card game How German Is It? (novel) More Information Than You Require by John Hodgeman! candy! and i still have presents at my bros, cause i was gone on xmas! I made out this year :D what did you get for chrismahanakwanzika tumblr?

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

crap!

forgot to post what i got for xmas! h/o tumblr

Dec 29th

my mom got a new job

at this company called gorilla sacks. basically they take billboards and make them into messenger bags and purses and such. It’s all recycled and green and what not, and 10% of their profits go to help gorillas. They’re all unique and different too! Best part is, I might be able to get one for free, and take it with me to Germany to model it around Europe or something. ...

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

discosquid asked: How was your cruise?!

Dec 28th

discosquid asked: How was your cruise?!

Dec 28th

im baaaack~!

Dec 28th

Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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K so here's the deal Tumblr.

leaving tonight to go to Miami, going on a cruise for a week. then gonna be with the bf’s family for xmas, so won’t have internets until about the 27th. which means no tumblr. which means i won’t be on. so ta-ta for now.

Dec 16th

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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GUUUUUUH

i have this one last history paper to do before im done with the semester. of course it has to be on the three major monotheisms. bitch fuck yo religion bullshit i could not give two fucks about you and your imaginary friend. i go to a liberal art college why do i have to know more about religion then most religious people do?

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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how have i just heard about eggnog with amaretto?...

Dec 13th

Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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Dec 10th

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Dec 9th

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im just gonna go back to listening to Daniel by...

ok? ok.

Dec 8th

the only song i actually enjoyed listening to was...

all the rest are barely tolerable.

Dec 8th

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listened to all the tracks on the versions of...

VERDICT: not worth the $10 i donated to charity. only 3, maybe 4 of the songs are actually tolerable. the rest sound like the person has never heard the original and is just reading the lyrics off a sheet.

Dec 8th

listening to the joanna cover album

so far only 2 of the 5 songs ive heard are worth it. they’re both really good tho…

Dec 8th

Dec 7th

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Dec 7th

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ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK: HEAVY METAL VERSION →

Dec 7th

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~!

Dec 7th

P.S. shoutout to my boy Alastair a.k.a the...

Dec 5th

last night was insane.

had a going away party for me and my roommates, announced it like 2 days ago so expected like maybe 7 people to show up and have a quiet night in drinking. NOT. like 30 people were in our tiny ass room, music pumpin, dancing on tables, sooo much alcohol. i went to bed at like 1 (we started at 9) but people didnt really leave till like 5. best party of the year by far.

Dec 5th